I would just like to say about the above advert, that i receive no money for it, but it is a cause i think is worth fighting, so, what do you say? give it a chance.

<Start of tape>
Police Officer:    Can you please state your name for us please?
Dennis:               Dennis Walters.
Police Officer:    Where were you on the night in question?
Dennis:               In Bed.
Police Officer:    Can anyone confirm this?
Dennis:               Only my fist and the playboy channel.
Police Officer:    Mister Walters, this is a serous offence, you do realize that, don't you?
Dennis:               What, having a wank?
Police Officer:    No, arson with intent to kill.
Dennis:               Oh, that. How could I do that if I were in bed?
Police Officer:    It's our belief you weren't in bed.
Dennis:               Ahh, that explains it then.
Police Officer:    Does it? Explains what?
Dennis:               I'm not sure, I just said it as it sounded intelligent.
Police Officer:    Did you set fire to the hotel in which Charles Hockenheim was sleeping?
Dennis:               Why would I do a thing like that?
Police Officer:    Because he was your rival
Dennis:               No, I didn't as you ask. Can I go now?
Police Officer:    Can you sign this first please?
Dennis:               What is it? A Form saying I'm guilty?
Police Officer:    No, it's an autograph, for my niece, yeah, my niece
Dennis:               Ok, what's her name?
Police Officer:    PC William Rabbit
Dennis:               That's your name
Police Officer:    Oh well, I'm sure she won't mind
Dennis:               If You Insist
<Sounds of Dennis Getting up and walking out door>
Police Officer:    <sigh>Dennis, I Love You
<tape ends>

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